Love is hard with wasp hands
— it’s a long story
i was sitting here experiencing pie and dubstep and thinking about art
— izzy
she’s like hipster nazi sinatra
— izzy tries to say nancy
…and i was like, dad, i *run* the queer internet
— izzy is on the queer news ball
SOMEONE must’ve survived the 90s without becoming a man
— izzy talking about butchness and transgenderness. “because all my heroes turning into meNZ??!?!11//”
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izzy:
it's just fractals and also chandeliers!
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izzy:
don't mind me, i'm just sitting here hallucinating
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izzy:
all i took was aspirin
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ari:
...
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izzy:
shit, they're purple
Oh no, that’s a parrot standing on someone’s erection…
— Izzy said sadly
i’m gonna graduate and be the world’s leading expert in stupid shit ari’s done
— izzy knows better than ari because when it comes to academia do we really count the experiences of those who lived through it?
cripple hand, eggs carefully. cripple hand, eggs like baby.
— izzy carries groceries
I had a terrible hangover once after drinking socks while wearing wine
— Izzy
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